I got a letter here from Santa
And it seems we’re all addressed
Says he loves his job
But lately he’s been dying from the stress
He said if we could come together
And fulfill his one request
Yes, Santa needs some help from us this year

He says the water’s getting hotter
And it’s harder to ignore
The polar caps are melting
and it’s bad news for the North Pole
He doesn’t wanna bother
But the workshop’s underwater
Oh Santa needs some help from us this year

So calling Santa’s little helpers (that’s us!)
Everyone pitch in (okay!)
The winter kind of swelters
The future’s looking grim (uh-oh)

Santa’s little helpers
Let’s all give back to him
I don’t mean to be a pain dear,
But reindeer just can’t swim

Oh Santa needs some help from us this year

I gotta another one from Santa
And this time it’s even worse
he’s been checking up and frankly
He is really quite concerned
he promised he’s not taking sides
He’s just immuno-compromised
Oh Santa needs some help from us this year

He says he sees us when we’re sleeping
And he knows when we’re awake
And we clearly are not keeping
a full six feet away
All he asks is wear a mask
And just be good for goodness sake
Oh Santa needs some help from us this year

So calling Santa’s little helpers (that’s us)
Everyone pitch in (okay!)
Let’s all stay in and shelter
And have some discipline

He’s been hard at work for us
It’s time that we gave back to him!
can’t we all just do our part
For an obese senior citizen?

Oh Santa needs some help from us this year


(Santa would like you all to know that while he has had to cancel all in-person lap-sittings this year, as always his inbox, mailbox, and faxbox are wide open!

Wow he’s so nice, we should really help him out.

I know! Let’s lobby congress!

YAY!!!)

To conclude this little letter
We all better start to help
He can’t do it himself he’s just
One not-so-jolly elf
If we can’t meet his demands he says that
“You can all go Scrooge yourselves”
He doesn’t mean to be a Grinch
But since we put him in a pinch
Oh Santa’s apolitical
But the science is empirical
And Santa needs a miracle this year

Or else-
he’s hitching reindeer to the stars
And ditching us to live on mars!